Everyone calls regular mail...

Everyone calls regular mail ‘snail mail.’ Let’s take it a step further and call the mailman ‘snailman.’ Next time you see him or her stuffing your mailbox with bills and junk mail just wave and say, "What up, snailman!" However, this doesn’t apply to when they bring you the Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog; for that they get a $2 tip and a high-five.

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